Why? You get no food, no water, no nothing! It's as if you're WANTING to die.
It's better than being outside with them!
Gawd, gawd! GAWD! GAWD...
It...feels so good! Agh! The refreshment! JOIN CHRISTIANITY! BAAAAH! We like to sue people and think your awesome ideas are from the devil himself! Bah! You all suck, we rule!