Some say that Death once lived as a child, way back when Hell was still ruling Earth.
He then grew to a teenager, beginning to see the all knowing holiday called Christmas. He vowed that one day, he may overthrow the wretched holiday and all who loved it.
But now, during his adult years, he finally found out that Christmas wasn't but about the heart, but about the soul.
So I started reaping souls instead of hearts. Jesus will NEVER find out.