Sweet! Finally got on to that reality TV show, "Board House!"
Dude, no. Fuck no. F-U-C-K, NO!
What? What's wrong, man? Whoever gets out first gets $500,000!
It's just...well...being stuck in a boarded up house gives me...thoughs...
Really? What types of thoughs?
Well...remember that one time with Shannon a few years ago? When she called the police on me...the same night she was in the hospital for having a nail shoved up her...
