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Enter: After being killed by Alien-TV, this man was sent to hell to pay for listening and actually liking Ricky Martin music. Here we have Satan discussing his various plausible torture scenarios.
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| Ok.... so run the tortures by me again.... one of those don't seem very torture and pain like.... | |
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| Again? Ok, we saw the whips for 300 year thing, beaten by images of your enemies for 32871 years, having your penis castrated and regrown for 567 years and the blowjob that lasts 1023 years. | |
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| Are you kidding me? The blowjob, obviously! I saw the girl, she was pretty hot! That lucky bastard that was getting it! Hell yeah, I'm going to love hell! | |
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| Ah.... ok, if you're sure. It will last 1023 years though... the person currently in is just finishing up... I guess we can set that up right now. Let me tell them they're done. | |
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| Ok, we found a replacement for you.... you may go. | |
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| Thank god... my jaw was beginning to hurt. Who's the sucker who's going to be giving head to that guy for 1023 years? | |
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