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Unrequited Squirrel Love Part 1

by nicejohnson
12-12-03

Squirrels coversation translated: Ch-ch-ch-ch-chaw!


	Hey baby, whassup?


	You selfish horndog! You haven't called me in weeks! Go away!

Ch-ch-ch. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Time passes...


	But baby, I love you.


	Go to hell. Find someone else to mate with.

Ah, poor Nutcracker. Shut down again. To be continued...


	Hey, baby, look I brought you some nuts. Your favorites, almonds.


	I'm allergic to almonds, you cad!

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