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| ...and this button allows you to rewind and watch what you've just seen. This will not interfere with the recording. Now if you want to fast-forward through commercials, you have to... | |
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| I love you. I need you. You are everything I have always wanted in a man. Our future awaits. Put your wang in me. | |
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| *sigh* Ma'am, I'm just here to hook up your satellite dish and show you how to use your TiVo. I thought we covered this. Now... to fast-forward through commercials, you have to... | |
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| You don't understand. I've spoken with our unborn child in my dreams. He's a Leo. Fulfill destiny with me. Pierce me with your throbbing manhood. | |
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| That... concerns me slightly. Here's your remote, I have to get back to the depot. | |
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| I have your cat, a jar of orange sauce and a fryalator. It's either tube-steak or General Tso's Kitten in my mouth tonight. Tell me I'm pretty. | |
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