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Author: nonphixional

Date: May 27, 2005

by nonphixional
5-27-05
Welcome to the State of the Union adress. Tonight we will be discussing how we plan to make this a better a country.
First, our flag budget has been increased by $10.
This means we will finally be able to afford a flag for a country we actually live in.
Great. Dick keeps asking me what happened to our flag. I tell him it's being cleaned but he's starting to get suspicious.