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I built a working human, you know, the kind that is looking at us right now, and seated it in the company breakroom.

How was it received?

There was a piece of paper left in my locker telling me it was "stupid" and to "kill myself."

Well, did you try?

I grabbed an eraser and was threatening to use it on myself, when the human I created took it away from me.

Wow! The next time I leave a paper note in your locker, I'll make sure your human friend is taken out to lunch first!