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We were patrolling the Iraqi border, when we came across a badly mangled dead body. As we got closer, we found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, we found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side. We ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
He gasped, "Well, I was walking, when I came across an armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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