Old Ladies 2

Author: ojcme

Date: June 9, 2007

by ojcme
6-09-07
You bastard!
What? Who's there?
It's me, one of the grannies you ran over, you deliquent! I was just minding my own business, scheming the takeover of the world, when you had to run me over!
I knew you were scheming the takeover of the world! But why?
Because you little rascals are destroying the precious fields of hard candy, which we use in our rituals to summon the gods of elder.
Wow, this means I get to save the world...and run over old women! How do I get so lucky?