The Rich, the White, and the Ugly

Author: oldmanpants

Date: July 20, 2002

by oldmanpants
7-20-02
Mr. Squirrel, as your Vice President, I promise to be vigilant and honest in my duties.
In light of recent corporate scandals, the rest of the administration and I have decided that enforcing laws that encourage honesty of business practice is of the utomost importance.
Oh, that's nice. Now that you bring it up, I have a subpeona here for you to...Mr. Cheney?
Uhh...Terrorist! I better catch him!