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  ometzo  

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Please enjoy the Saga of Sammy the Squirrel with a light heart. The lighter ones are easier to pull out of your chest and BEAT TO DEATH, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KELLY? But now, I'm not bitter...not bitter at all...
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by ometzo
6-15-02
Sammy gets a little creeped out
Must... eat... tempting... squirrel... nuts...
Okay, so you've decided to tell me I'm going to die tomorrow?
Hey, look, I don't make the rules, I'm just giving you the message like Jesus here gave me the opportunity to. I think it's 'cause he's gay and horny.
Bless thee, Sammy, for you may behoove yourself foresight if you only bring me some of your meaty squirrel nuts
Feel the wrath of my freeze ray, foolish squirrel. Now your meat shall be mine.
Okay. Psycho Asian girls and a gay Jesus...this just entered a whole new world of fucked up
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