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Please enjoy the Saga of Sammy the Squirrel with a light heart. The lighter ones are easier to pull out of your chest and BEAT TO DEATH, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KELLY? But now, I'm not bitter...not bitter at all...

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The religion of Sammy the Squirrel

by ometzo
6-15-02

And Sammy's world goes black, except for one thing...


	Woha...What are you doing here, Jesus?


	Your time has come, small furry one. Join your race in the bowels of El Diablo!


	I thought death did the whole 'taking you off to heaven and hell' thing


	He's got the day off, and so I'm temping for him.


	Temping?


	Yeah. This savior gig makes me powerful, but I still can't afford the car of my dreams. Vroom Vroom, Toyota!

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