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| so em. i seem to be having trouble with my existentialism prof. he's kind of, well, a pompous asshole. | |
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| and then he awoke one day as a bug. and you swept his carcass up with the trash and tossed him out. | |
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| cept for my teacher doesn't believe in kafka. | |
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| ok then. kill him off with a hammer. seems like it's a ploy that works. | |
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| i'm pretty sure he could mathematically prove the nonexistence of all hammers though too. | |
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| you know descartes' "i think therefore i am"? stop thinking he exists. sure he'll start off as the voice in your head interrupting your pictures of bondage. but eventually, poof. | |
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