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| MonkeyShines customer support. Barry speaking. How can I help you? | |
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| Your software has cause me to lose all my faith in Christian theology. I am thinking about worshipping a giant flying spagetti monster. | |
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| I'm sorry but solving existential crises is not really part of my job description. But I would be glad to help you with your software issues. | |
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| There is still time to take the BLUE pill. | |
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| Can I get a name plate that reads "Neo" for my desk? | |
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