orange_onion

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I live in a house in a city in a country. I am between 1 and 700 years old. I am a boy. That is all.

The Relationship Part 1

by orange_onion
8-27-06


	You ate ALL my brethren, Jeff, now I will be eating YOU!!!!


	You're hot. Let's have a relationship.


	You are WAY hotter than my bacon girlfriend. Lets go see a movie.

Will Jeff save his bacon girlfriend or will he be too busy booing March of the Penguins to hear her bloodcurdling screams? See part 2 soon!


	So you saw your boyfriend cheating on you, and you want me to kill you? All righty!