Excerpt from Smoking for Dummies...
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| Hey, I'm Steve the Cowboy! | |
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| And I'm Tokey the Cigarette! | |
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| Smoking Tobacco is bad! Don't do it, kiddies! | |
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| Yeah, you're sucking stuff from my ass when you smoke, didn't you realize that? You're pulling smoke from my rectum, you freak! | |
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| Besides, the way prices are going, it's gonna be cheaper to smoke the Mary Jane soon anyway. You might as well start now! | |
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| Yes, you're right Steve, tobacco DOES hurt your lun... WAIT, WHAT!?! | |
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