Hey, I know we lost the war and all, but what do you think the world would've been like today had we won?
Gee, that's an interesting question. I don't really know though.
Yeah, well maybe if we won you wouldn't be so goddamn lacking in original thought Yankee.
Maybe. Anything's possible these days. Just last week my boyfriend put an elephant up my ass. It gave me a huge fucking erection.
You gotta be shittin' me. I tried that a couple o' times on ole Hank and the killer whale damn split my partner in two. His asshole line stretched all over his body and back again.
