Hey Jessie, did you watch the Sopranos season finale last night?
No, i was busy filming my dad get all freaky with a toaster and shit. What happened?
All the male characters came out of the closet and had a massive orgy, and James Gandolfini got it stuck in a toaster and it cooked it and it fell of to reveal Eisenhower's head. It fucking rocked.
Sweet! They must be trying to win over the queer as folk crowd.
I guess. I'm curious to see how Tony Soprano achieves an orgasm with Eisenhower's head as his primary sex organ.
My dad usually just stick's his Eisenhower head up other men's asses, or gets other men to suck his Eisenhower head. My dad was a crazy hippie in the 90's. He even went to Woodstock.
