The...the other 7 rules aren't as much rules as they are disclaimers in fine print, claiming no responsibility on behalf of the ABC network if kids are injured mimicing stunts from this show.
Man, fuck this show. I'm Frankie Muniz dammit. At least on FOX they let me be in the middle.
Hey shut up the Frankie Muniz. You see this colorful ball i stand on? It's your testical.
