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| "Dear Junebug, I'm sorry to have to do this this way, but I can't give you your weekly spongebaths any more. It's too tough to fit into my schedule, and it truly disgusts me to view and touch you." | |
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| "So, if you don't stop calling to 'remind' me of our arrangement, I'm going to have to file an order of restraint against you." | |
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| I should've known my sister would flake out on our arrangement | |
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