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In the cesspool of incompetence and corruption known as the legal system...
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| Since you can't afford a REAL lawyer, I've been appointed to represent you. | |
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| Sort of like putting a peewee team against the New York Yankees. | |
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... an extremely dangerous creature lurks at the very bottom...
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| You're charged with a misdemeanor, but there's no evidence, so I'll easily get it raised to a felony. | |
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| How about TWO felonies, just for good measure? | |
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| The DA is recommending 30 days, but I can convince the judge to give you 5 years. | |
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| Why not place me on the GRASSY KNOLL? I wasn't even born yet, but I'm sure you can get me convicted. | |
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