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Hey, kid. The Shitstickers are comin'. You gotta go, man! Leave! Like, now!

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No, man, like, motor the fuck outta here, y'hear me? We all is gonna die!!

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Hi. I'm Tony. I own a restaurant call'd "Slapper's".

Yo, that's a whole dif'rent story, man.