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I tried to get him to read Orwell’s 1984 but he said he didn’t like ‘history novels’. I said ‘how about a Russian author like Dostoevsky?’ but he said he couldn’t read Russian.
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| Man, i'm, like, trying to play Runescape here. | |
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| Actually, isn't Solaris Sci-Fi Rom Com? | |
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In the end we settled on The Hungry Caterpillar but he said he didn’t like the taste of the pages when I rang him the next day.
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With women he was totally incompetent and thought kissing was something only the French did.
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| Perhaps the rumours are true... | |
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| Woah, the next thing I know you'll be asking me to eat frog's legs - oh no - nice try. | |
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