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i swear to your god that this is a true story:
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| so one day i got this call to a house for an "attempted suicide." little did i know but this was no ORDINARY suicide.. | |
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| ..this kid, obviously depressed, got finished listenin to this tape of some death-metal band that told him to kill himself. so with a pair of scissors he snipped his own berries clean off his body... | |
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the punchline, however, is pure fiction
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| ....i listen to that shit every time i gotta beat up minorities | |
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