Owmish

Author: pita

Date: August 16, 2004

by pita
8-16-04
I'm not going to cite you... I pulled you over because the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken & it could be dangerous.
I thank thee kindly, sir.
And one of your reins to your horse is wrapped around his testicles. You'd better check on that as well.
I thank thee kindly, sir. I'll take care of these things as soon as I get home.
I won't have time for dinner, honey, I have to replace the reflector on the buggy and check on the emergency brake.