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But my Everett True comics are a lot funnier than these. :(

CNN Reports: Drummer Names

by possums
1-15-04

This... is CNN.


	Jack, Bill, Ron, Mike, Dave... These names are all sure signs... OF A DRUMMER.


	Hello. I am Connie Chung. We here at CNN are reporting on the names of drummers. Right now we are about to enter the house of Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo, luckily un-infested by normal Slayer fans.


	Tell me, Mr. Lombardo, did you know that your highly normal name would lead to you becoming a drummer?


	Did you know your highly Asian name would lead you to my house? Get out before I sic the Angel of Death on you.