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Why People Who Want to See Natalie Portman Nude are Sick

by possums
12-09-04


	Hi, I'm Mike Nichols, director of the recent film, "Closer," starring, among others, Natalie Portman.


	"It's a fucking masterpiece! I swear it!" -- possums, 12/8/04


	I'm here to tell you that if you wanted to see Portman nude, you're a sick fuck. Remember when she was a KID in Everyone Says I Love You?!


	I hates me sum Woody Allen, I does, I does.


	But that Natalie Portman... man, she was WAY hotter when she was twelve.