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Some series of mine...
Working Retail
The Joy of Random
Minimalist Comics
The Millenium Collection

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by pslock
10-26-03
I'm here interviewing the amazing new KMA-7600 computer, which is currently residing here at our local Asshat Laboratories. How do you feel performing such important calculations?
I DO NOT FEEL. I AM A COMPUTER. HEY, I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK MAKING STUFF TO KILL HUMANS.
Oh..*chuckle* You mean creating important scientific discoveries to help mankind, don't you? I mean, it's not like anything illegal or violent goes on here at Asshat.
NO, ACTUALLY I DO MEAN STUFF TO KILL HUMANS. DID YOU NOT READ THE PAMPHLETS? DIDN'T SOMEONE TALK TO YOU?
Uhh..should we cut? The damn computer isn't cooperating. We can't broadcast this! Hell, our parent station is owned by Asshat Labs!
*computing* HMM..IF I MIX WINDEX WITH C4 IT CREATES AN INTERESTING REACTION ON YOUR HUMAN FLESH. MUST FILE THAT AWAY SOMEWHERE.
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