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Some series of mine...
Working Retail
The Joy of Random
Minimalist Comics
The Millenium Collection

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My pitch for the next Dr. Seuss based film.

by pslock
11-23-03


	Ok..here's the deal. We take Green Eggs and Ham, and cast Carrot Top as Sam!!!


	I like it so far, but we need some kind of "black" character to really make comic gold.


	Sure! Eddie Griffith can be the guy with the Green Eggs and Ham, only he lives in the streets and raps!! Oh..and he also says "Yizzo" alot!! Awesome!


	And we'll need some established actor to lend fakey credability to the film. Hmm....I know, De Niro can narrate!


	Perfect! Then we get shitty top 40 bands to do the soundtrack, cameo in the film, and plug the movie on TV!!


	Oh this is going to be good... Wait...who's Dr. Seuss again?

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