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Some series of mine...
Working Retail
The Joy of Random
Minimalist Comics
The Millenium Collection

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A summary of the election in everyday terms.

by pslock
11-04-04


	Umm..honey? I have to confess...I've been having 2 affairs on the side. One's a woman, the other's a guy. And I routinely have sex with them....a lot. TONS. In fact, I'm going out tonight again.


	So, I'm not actually working a second job. Also, I've been telling your friends that you've changed and now you think they're all assholes and that you're much better than they are.


	I've been taking money from your purse and using to pay for drugs. Oh..your dog wasn't hit by a car..I actually killed him on purpose and sold the meat on the Asian black dogmeat market.


	I've written pulp-pornography about you, using your specific name and identity and set up a secret webcam in your room that watches you while you sleep and I charge for it on the internet.


	Also, I think I've given you at least 3 STDs, all of which I caught from street whores that I paid for with your money.


	Oh, that's OK dearest!!! C'mere and let me give you a great big hug and a blowjob!!!! You deserve it!! Also, I'm retarded now!!! Is Milk-Jell-O Casserole for dinner OK?

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