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The Glowing Baby Jesus Looks Back On It All (3)

by pslock
12-25-04

Special Interview with the Apostle John.


	Yeah, Jesus kept up a real strong public appearance, but beyond that...man, he was messed up. I mean, yeah, God was telling us he was the Messiah and all, but...


	I just couldn't see past his womanizing and unleavened bread abuse. I mean, sometimes he'd eat, like, 35 wafers a day. I mean, the whole "this is my body" ritual thing was just to legitimize it.


	We all stumbled. I got hooked on Jesus' wine and the Whores of Babylon. We sank to pretty low depths, one time even offering to walk on water just for some yeastless dough and a blanket to crash on.