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The Legend of Zelda (3)

by pslock
3-26-05

*DING DING*


	Oooh!! A cussstomerrr!!!! How can I help you, sir? You know, in these dark times you can always use a candle, and this week they're...


	Yeah, yeah, I know..."on sale." I saw the sign coming in. Actually I just need your cheapest boomerang and whistle.


	May I ask, sir, are these items going to be used to defeat a dark evil from which this land must be freed??


	Then you really should want the BEST boomerang money can buy. And our whistles? Finest craftsmanship in the land.


	sigh Jesus...here comes the damn sales pitch. I should have just gotten one off a tektite or something...