The Millenium Collection

Greatest Hits...by the original artist! (no, seriously, I just consider these my best strips..the ones that still make me giggle)

Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!!

by pslock
12-16-03


	My legal strategy may strike you as radical, but it gets results.


	Oh, I'm not complaining. I just want these Amish-hating bastards put in jail.

Later in Court.


	Excuse me? Are you here today for the Amish hate-crimes trial?


	Yes, I'm the defendant here to discuss how I've been endlessly victimized by the Amish, which is why I spraypainted their house.


	**pulls out gun Oh I think we'll settle...OUT OF COURT!!! fires away**


	OH MY GOD! A LOOSE CANNON LAWYER!! AND I WAS ONLY 3 DAYS TO RETIREMENT!!

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