The Millenium Collection

Greatest Hits...by the original artist! (no, seriously, I just consider these my best strips..the ones that still make me giggle)

Chad Simmons: ACTION LAWYER!!

by pslock
12-16-03

Chad is called in to help defend Saddam.


	Alright, here's the deal Saddam. You basically have no functional defense. You're a complete bastard. BUT, we might have a chance.


	How would you do this, filthy Imperialist pig-dog?

Note: Saddam is portrayed by the Arabian character because I am a filthy racist.


	If I somehow manage to kill the entire World Court, the U.N., and parts of the U.S. military in a spectacular action frenzy that would cost at least $50 mil, you might stand a chance.


	My goodness! How is this possible, you Yankee dog of a pig?


	*Because no defense cocks shotgun...EVER stopped Chad Simmons.*


	Oh..this turning out to be like Jerry Bruckheimer production!!

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