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hello little one..... come join me and my minions of fire

Woah! Dude! Word on the street says that's a bigass fire, innit!

ahhh my sweet little boy,.. would u like sum candy?

I dunno mister. My ma told me not to take white hot candy from strangers. Maybe if i cool you down.

Fucking kids! The shitter pissed on me!

Ahhh killed two birds with one stone. Sweet candy and an empty bladder