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		|  |  |  |  |  | You seem upset about something. Is it because I took a shit on your tuna salad? I said I was sorry. It looked like a toilet. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | No, it's not that. My mother is visiting and she's been watching me jack off every night. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | That's all. Hell, I'd love it if my mom watched me fuck myself. Does she finger bang herself while she watches? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Yeah, sometimes. She usually too busy licking my ass and rubbing oil all over her huge juicey boobies. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Did you eat all of that tuna salad that I shit in? If not, can I eat the rest. I love to eat my own shit. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Sorry pal. I finished that tasty dish about a hundred years ago. You could try sucking my nipples if you want. I hear they taste just like your shit. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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