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| You seem upset about something. Is it because I took a shit on your tuna salad? I said I was sorry. It looked like a toilet. | |
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| No, it's not that. My mother is visiting and she's been watching me jack off every night. | |
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| That's all. Hell, I'd love it if my mom watched me fuck myself. Does she finger bang herself while she watches? | |
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| Yeah, sometimes. She usually too busy licking my ass and rubbing oil all over her huge juicey boobies. | |
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| Did you eat all of that tuna salad that I shit in? If not, can I eat the rest. I love to eat my own shit. | |
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| Sorry pal. I finished that tasty dish about a hundred years ago. You could try sucking my nipples if you want. I hear they taste just like your shit. | |
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