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| We're all really impressed with your work. I'm going to give you a million dollars. | |
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| If you make it two million I'll put on one of your wifes bras and throw frozen hot dogs at your car. | |
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| I'll make it three million if you'll crush your weiner against my weiner in a fit of rage. | |
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| What if we glued our weiners together and played tug of war. | |
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| What if we tied our pubic hair to our ass hair and let a couple of stray dogs fuck the hell out of each other right in front of us. | |
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| Throw in some naked pictures of your dad and a subscription to 'Huge Pile's of Dog Shit Monthly' and you got yourself a deally-o! | |
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