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| Dear Federal Aviation Administration: | |
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| I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet. | |
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| Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. | |
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| Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman and, of course, every business man in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of seeing a naked woman. | |
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| No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record sales. Why didn't President Bush and Congress think of this? | |
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| At your service, William Jefferson Clinton | |
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