Politicians

Author: punknUSA

Date: July 11, 2004

by punknUSA
7-11-04
Just in... a plane full of politicians has crashed into a local farm. The owner of the farm, by mistake, buried all passengers thinking they were dead.
Steve is now with Farmer Jack. Steve...
Thank you Kathy. Now, farmer Jack, explain to us why you buried all those politicians.
Well, they, er, they were dead.
They were ALL dead?
Well, some of them SAID they was alive, but you know how those politicians lie.