So you see, it wasn't that I didn't WANT to be a part of your life. But the duties up here are difficult and many. Besides, you know about my drinking problem.
Yeah, I understand. Why Mary though? Why was SHE my mother?
I needed someone who wouldn't try to rip you out with a coathanger because she didn't want a baby.
Ohh, umm...too much information dad. Does this mean I can come down off the cross now?
No. Sorry. Look on the bright side. At least it doesnt hurt anymore.
