puppenmeisterin

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I woke up one morning and said, "hmm... y'know today I will use my body for science." But it violated the terms of my EULA.

Don't ask questions when the doc is on your buisness end.

by puppenmeisterin
7-27-08

If going to the gynecologist wasn't weird enough.


	So, I'm going to need for you to get undressed and put on a gown.

My conspiricy theory brain starts going into overdrive.


	Then get on the table and put your legs in the stirrups.

I constantly think they are trying to drum up buisness by getting me pregnant... with alien sperm.


	Why does that speculum look like a saw?


	And we'll get your exam and pap test done, mkay dear.