puppenmeisterin

pm : info

I woke up one morning and said, "hmm... y'know today I will use my body for science." But it violated the terms of my EULA.

Falfel over her

by puppenmeisterin
7-28-08

When my boss takes me out to lunch sometimes I feel put on the spot.


	Every time we go out to lunch you pick the strangest places. What is a falafel anyway?

It's not that I'm performing for my job


	Hmm.. Smells like this Moroccan man I once had sex with.

It's that I'm trying not to vomit.


	Best tasting semen I ever had, something like this cucumber sauce.


	Was his name Bill O'Reilly by any chance?