puppenmeisterin

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I woke up one morning and said, "hmm... y'know today I will use my body for science." But it violated the terms of my EULA.

Put that rat poison in a milk shake, I'll drink it.

by puppenmeisterin
8-23-08

Just let me lick the light socket.


	For the last time bug off roach!

You can't always get what you want.


	*Sensitive human-like ponderings*


	Wait... why are you just standing there? You want me to kill you?

Especially at Barnes & Noble.


	Hey, wait, you don't happen to know that Buddha looking fellow... Herman Hesse?