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Er...Zeus, is it? You're a...cow.

I beg to differ.

We can't have a superhero who looks like a cow. Lightning bolts or not. No villain would be afraid of cud-chewing, slow-moving, pre-steak cow.

Ahem.

Ah. Er. Don't know how I couldn't have seen that before.

Think that's impressive? Wait till you see the ropes of pearls I can squeeze out of these oysters.