quodlibet  

I'd like to be a svelte swimsuit model.

I'd like to be president of the United States, or maybe the Governor of Mississippi when I learn how to spell Mississippi.

I want to live in a hermetically-sealed containment suit and avoid contact with the lesser contaminated beings of this planet.

I'd like to have a facelift and look Mexican!

The world will prosper and develop underneath my benevolent rule when I am nominated Lifelong Tyrant by the adoring masses. I will lead them to peace, freedom, and glory in an enlightened fashion.

For the last time, I told you to stop talking nonsense! Honestly!