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My child, have you considered a career in the church?

Yeah.

Think of the lives you could affect for the greater glory of God! Think of the grace that would flowthrough you! All you need do is enter our seminary.

Enter your seminary?

Why, of course!

I was hoping for a place as lead crusader. I like to go to heaven for smashing things to bits, and I mean, the Church has a lot of enemies to smite.