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You've developed a severe allergy to beer. Budweiser up! Get off your Duff and Leffe behind your lambic lifestyle before you Rodenbach it.

Well, you're the draughter. What do I have to do?

Stout man! Coors off on the beer. Amstel, you'll have to Corona your habit of pantlessness.

I can't say that I'll Jupiler for joy, but keep gueuzing.

I'd start by wearing a grass skirt and coconut-shell bra if you can't curtail the pantlessness.

Heineken be all right with that.