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Oh! OH! Oh! OH! Lennieeeee -- I'm -- I'm --

Virginia -- wait -- oh noooooooooooo --

This just in. A skyscraper in the tourist-oriented downtown core has toppled and collapsed. Its structural failure is being blamed on a large couple...

...whose vigourous exertions toppled them out of bed and sent them crashing into the sub-sub- kitchen, nineteen stories below.