WW30: And on the 27364657th day, God was bored

Author: quodlibet

Date: November 18, 2004

by quodlibet
11-18-04
You wanted me to do something, Dad?
Yeah, son. Go down to Earth and pop yourself out of a nice virgin.
Do a couple of parlour tricks, you know, cure the lepers, do that trick with the loaves and fishes, harp on peace and so on and piss off the Romans a little bit.
Confuse them with mumbo-jumbo and get yourself nailed to a cross, where you can die a horrible death of dehydration and exposure.
Any particular reason for all this work, Dad?
Does it matter? I'm your Dad, I made you out of nothing. I'll do whatever I want with you.